Gary has a pet translation collar, and he's talking up a storm; When a small clown gets left behind by the circus, SpongeBob takes the hapless harlequin under his wing.

SpongeBob can't drive, but you don't need a license to operate a self-driving car! Patrick thinks he's an old man, so it's up to SpongeBob to remind him how much fun being a kid can be!

SpongeBob and Patrick exchange tiny living versions of themselves. Plankton lies to his grandma, telling her that he owns the Krusty Krab to fulfill a promise he made, but must keep the lie going when she comes to visit.

SpongeBob and Patrick become trapped in an alternate dimension, where anything they draw comes to life. SpongeBob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement.

SpongeBob wants to be the first sponge that dives to the surface of the ocean. SpongeBob and Squidward accidentally let Plankton slip away with the formula, and it is up to them to retrieve it.

Once Fred's leg heals up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it out of harm's way. Patrick's lemonade stand is unsuccessful until he gets a secret ingredient from Squidward.

When the Krusty Krab runs out of mustard, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward to dig up some more. SpongeBob and Sandy have to collect Krabby Patty ingredients, but Plankton follows their every step.

Mr. Krabs hires Squidward to babysit Pearl for the night, but she just wants to sneak out to a cool teen party; after spilling a milkshake during a delivery, SpongeBob vows to return and clean the entire building.

Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can convince the wooden-headed star to steal him a Krabby Patty. When Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.

Plankton hasn't tried to steal the secret formula in a while - and that's making Mr. Krabs nervous. When Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob introduces him to the wonderful world of book learning.

Plankton goes to jail, but the secret formula is taken as evidence, so SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs plot to get it back. Sandy struggles to build a ship-in-a-bottle before a big contest, so SpongeBob calls in a little extra help.

Sandy takes her Science Scout troop on a trip to the moon.

The long-lost episode of Mermaid Man is finally showing on TV, but SpongeBob may not make it home in time to watch. Karen gets a computer virus, and it's up to SpongeBob to get it out of her.

When a gang of kids steal the Krusty Krab's grill, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go to extreme lengths to win it back. SpongeBob helps out the Krusty Krab's night shift crew, but the customers crave something creepier than usual.

SpongeBob visits his old friend Bubble Buddy in his new hometown. Sandy invites Karen and Mrs. Puff out for a night on the town, so the ladies decide to blow off some steam.

SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day of jellyfishing disturbed by Sandy's competitive nature; SpongeBob pulls a loose string from Squidward's shirt that never seems to end.

SpongeBob and Patrick work a day on Old Man Jenkins' farm, much to his dismay. Sandy narrates the nocturnal adventures of Gary and his secret pal - Spot.

Spongebob's breath starts to stink. / Mr. Krabs employs his daughter at the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob realizes he can't tie his shoes. / Mr. Krabs puts Squidward in charge for a day.

Patrick tries to win an award. / SpongeBob gets a new friend.

When Squidward unknowingly gives Spongebob a pie laced with explosives, he attempts to make Spongebob's last day on Earth meaningful. Plankton builds a robot that looks like Mr. Krabs in an attempt to steal the formula.

SpongeBob and Patrick watch over Sandy's pets when she is out of town. / SpongeBob has an idea, but nobody will listen.

Spongebob gets embarrassed when his grandma kisses him in public. Squidward moves into a gated community for squids.

Pre-Hibernation Week: SpongeBob hides from Sandy. Life of Crime: SpongeBob and Patrick borrow a balloon from a store and accidentally pop it.

Christmas Who?: Nobody in Bikini Bottom has ever heard of Christmas or Santa Clause until Sandy lets them in on this surface tradition. SpongeBob wants to bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom this year and his enthusiasm is infectious. Everyone gets into the spirit, waiting for Santa to arrive on the big day. Everyone except Squidward, who has scoffed at SpongeBob the whole while. When Santa is a no show on Christmas morning, everyone blames SpongeBob for getting their hopes up. But in a surprise ending, Squidward uncharacteristically saves the day and Christmas ends up ...

Survival of the Idiots: SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into the Treedome. Dumped: Gary goes to Patrick, and SpongeBob becomes jealous.

SpongeBob gets extra credit in order to pass his driving test. / SpongeBob and Patrick go to a jellyfishing convention.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fight one of their toughest enemies, ManRay, after Spongebob and Patrick free him; Spongebob tells mean squirrel jokes.

Sandy and SpongeBob compete in a series of extreme underwater activities; SpongeBob covers up the fact that he caused emotional hurt to an oyster at the zoo.

Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward become unwilling crew members aboard the Flying Dutchman's ghostly pirate ship. Spongebob attempts to give Gary a bath.

After Mr. Krabs loses a card game to Plankton, Spongebob is forced to work at the Chum Bucket. Later, Spongebob and Patrick discover a magic pencil that brings anything they draw with it to life.

Curiosity is killing Spongebob as he tries to invite out what is in the box that Patrick keeps with him: Squidward wants to form a marching band.

The Krusty Krab is open for 24 hours a day to make more money, and Squidward scares Spongebob with the 'hash slinging slasher.'/ Ms. Puff comes to the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gets Spongebob's help to woo her.

Spongebob must write an essay for Boating School, but he keeps putting it off. Patrick's parents come to visit, and Patrick wants to make a good impression.

Spongebob and Patrick learn a curse word and begin using it frequently. Squidward decides to teach an art class, but Spongebob is his only student.

Jellyfish Hunter: When money hungry Mr. Krabs discovers that customers love SpongeBob's special jellyfish jelly Krabby Patty, he convinces Spongebob to bring him as many of the jellyfish as he can. Spongebob easily brings in herds of the gentle creatures and empties the entire jellyfish field, with the exception of his favorite one, Ol' Buzzy. However, Ol' Buzzy isn't happy with SpongeBob's lack of respect for the jellyfish fields, and hunts after Spongebob to reveal to him the horrible conditions under which Mr. Krabs is keeping all the jellyfish. When SpongeBob ...

Sandy, SpongeBob & The Worm: A large worm is terrorizing Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is terrified of it. Sandy thinks SpongeBob is chicken and drags him out into the wilderness to take the worm on. When they finally see the worm, it turns out SpongeBob was right - it's ferocious. It chases Sandy and SpongeBob hi and lo. Sandy and SpongeBob run for their lives while fighting over whose fault it is. In the end, they get away and become friends again. Squid of Strike: Believing Mr. Krab is taking advantage, Squidward convinces naive SpongeBob to join with him and ...